The People's Republic of Slavic Democratic Nations is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Josip Broz Tito The Second with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.278 billion Slavicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavicianiaus economy, worth a remarkable 2,229 trillion SDKNS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,380 SDKNS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Slavic Democratic Nations is often a lifetime appointment, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavic Democratic Nations's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Slavic Democratic Nations is ranked 920^th in the world and 28^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 25,991.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.